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2013-03-06

neuraldamage:

Buer: demon of the second class, presiding over hell; he is formed like a star or wheel with 5 rays and moves by rolling…He teaches philosophy, logic and the virtues of medicinal herbs.
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Buer: demon of the second class, presiding over hell; he is formed like a star or wheel with 5 rays and moves by rolling…He teaches philosophy, logic and the virtues of medicinal herbs.

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Source: fantastic.library.cornell.edu

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Professor Longhair - Go To The Mardi Gras

2013-02-04

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Source: goldch4in

2013-01-28

Texas mama and Louisiana daddy taught their baby to cook.

Anonymous asked: Before you judge the girl for liking a verse from Revelation, maybe you should research the verse. Revelation 21:4 "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." There's nothing threatening in that verse. She's not trying to scare you into attending her church. She's trying to share God's love with you. Before you judge someone, try to understand them

You are really wasting your time silly Christian. If only it were the Bible verse causing me concern. Holy shit! You are judging me without understanding me. If you read the preceding chapter you will see that after all of the non-believers are sent to a LAKE OF FIRE those who believe will be saved and this verse will apply to them in the NEW heaven and earth after the first heaven and earth are destroyed. That is pretty damn threatening and portrays ”God” as a VENGEFUL god. Wacky man. Why would you want to teach your kids that they will burn for eternity in HELLFIRE if they lie?

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realhousewifetonystark:

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supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

THIS IS WHY MY MARINE BIOLOGY PROJECT WAS CALLED ORCA: ASSHOLE OF THE SEA. I’M NOT MAKING THAT UP.

THEY ARE EVIL, SCARY CREATURES.

THEY CALL THEM KILLER WHALES, PEOPLE! KILLER ANYTHING DOESN’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS!!!